Freelance Copywriting
Services
Package, Catalog & Web Copy ● Commercial & SFX Scripts ● Video Scripting ● Name Generation ● Jingles, Songs & Music
Stories & Poems ● Corporate Profiles ● Creative Concepts ● Press Releases ● Social Media Content ● Communications
Editing & Proofing ● Research ● General Copywriting
Freelance Clients
Creative Copywriting Samples
Client: Build-A-Bear Workshop
Project: The Gaylord Hotel Nashville Christmas Scavenger Hunt booklet
Children used Snowburst the Bear and a creative booklet to track down items hidden throughout the expansive resort. This introductory poem kicked off the fun.
Intel(R) Retail Edge Program: Marvel Avengers Game Code
Client: Creative Kingdoms
Project: MagiQuest Theme Park Hint Book
Without the help of the ultra-clever Hint Book, magi would never stand a chance of tracking down the items needed for each Quest and Adventure. These Healing Rune Quest poems kept the action going.
Client: Trendmasters Toys
Project: C-Watch Toy Story 2 Package Copy
Only the coolest kids in the 1990s had talking C-Watches on their wrists. Sound effect scripts, package and catalog copy kept the fun right on time for hit properties like Star Wars, Pokemon, Marvel Comics, Disney, Austin Powers, South Park, WWE Wrestling, Nsync, and this Toy Story 2 Woody watch.
HP Infolab for Maritz Motivation Solutions
"In the Aisle" comic strip produced for HP Infolab Facebook page.
Client: Konica Minolta via Maritz Motivation Solutions
Project: Dealer Incentive Trip mailer
Top-performing Konica Minolta dealers revved up sales to be one of a select few to travel to Ireland, Scotland and the British Isles as a prize for their efforts. This Scotland page from the Discover Royal Legends campaign offered a glimpse into the Scottish leg of the memorable trip.
Client: Intel, for Motivation Technologies, Inc.
Project: Web banner Labyrinth Training Gamification for the Intel Retail Edge Program
Cepia LLC: DaGeDar Toy Line
Client: Intel, for Motivation Technologies, Inc.
Project: EBlast: Labyrinth Training Gamification for the Intel Retail Edge Program
Thumbs Up Johnnie Blog Post
Howdy! I'm Back!
Wow! It's been a while since I posted! I've been one busy cowpoke! Lotsa new adventures on the way! This new blog is guaranteed to be both rootin' and tootin'! Imagine this humble flapjack flipper writing you his thoughts and ideas on all sorts of interesting stuff! That's what I intend to do right here. I hope you find it fun and helpful. Just so you know, I'm also gonna be launching a new Facebook page and a Twitter account and even a monthly newsletter to keep you in the know about all the spur-janglin' activities I'm involved in, like new books and videos and public appearances with my writer friend Michelle Bain. So don't miss out on the fun! Sign up and keep up with me and the whole gang and let me know what you think!
It's my blog. That there's a funny word. Blog. Sounds like a bullfrog with a glob of molasses stuck in its croaker! BLOGGG!
Sockville Theme Song Lyrics
Here in Sockville, super silly Sockville, where all the lost socks go,
We always have a good time, a flippy floppy fun time, and they call it the Sockville Show!
"My name is Granny, I'll tell you lots of stories," "I'm Poly Esther," "And I'm Bobby Socks"
"I'm the Professor, I'll give you lots of answers, and Stinky never made it through the wash!"
Here in Sockville, super silly Sockville, where all the lost socks go,
We always have a good time, a flippy floppy fun time, and they call it the Sockville Show!
So if you're lonely and sad because the only single sock that's on your toe
Is missing his twin brother, don't fret because the other is right here on the Sockville Show!
We're here in Sockville, super silly Sockville, where all the lost socks go
We always have a good time, a flippy floppy fun time, and they call it the Sockville Show!
Intel(R) Retail Edge Program Avatars
Avatar descriptions for Retail Sales Associates to choose from to create their online presence.
Client: CityScapes Books
Louisville Visions Book: Kentucky Derby Museum Profile
Stress Reliever Theater for Ariel Premium Supply
Web copy to promote the selection of stress reliever shapes for a leading promotional products supplier.
Build-A-Bear Workshop:
Web Copy
Build-A-Bear Workshop: Kabu Characters
Motivation Technologies, Inc.
Social post
Client: Mom 365
Project: Peak Season Valentine Email
No one does newborn photography like Mom 365. A Peak Season email campaign with heartwarming images and copy promised new moms unforgettable pictures of their newest family member.